Fingersnatcher

An unholy insult used in the dark ages by the ancient gods, some say the user must be so divinely powerful they are like a god. Only four men are known to be able to use this, a fat black man, pubescent teen, a Japanese man and the chinless eyes. Those who consider themselves worthy are judged by these divine if one is unworthy their virginity is given to them permanently. Meaning they will never advance to level 2 "Chad"

Ben: "Shut up Alex you daft cunt"
Alex: "fuck off don't you fucking call me a daft cunt you twat
fingersnatcher"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 21, 2019

fingerslam

A fingerslam is when a man has his partner jam their finger(s) into his urethra. Also a popular shock site hosted by the infamous meatspin.

That chick with the gold ring double fingerslammed that dudes dick and he took like like a man

by Ratheon May 13, 2007

Fremont Fingertrap

When you stick your finger in a man/woman's anal cavity, and they proceed to angrily clench their sphincter, crushing your helpless digit in the process. The pain may persist for weeks afterward.

Yeah, so I was hitting on this flamingly gay indian guy after basketball, he was actually Indian, and he ended up luring me into his really strong fremont fingertrap, boy did that hurt! I had to go to the finger doctor and the psychiatrist.

by amar's daddy October 21, 2010

Fingerslut

A teenager most likely to become a member of the NACS (North American Cougar Society). The "fingerslut" preys on weak nerdy teenagers by imasculating her victims with promises of sex and public displays of rape.

"Oh my god, look how she is always touching him even though they aren't dating."
"She is such a fingerslut."

by HathemEnyo May 11, 2010

Fingerswiper

The act of a woman wiping a finger away from her anus during vaginal intercourse, indicating she is less than willing to engage in future anal intercourse.

"How was your date with Betty last night Jerry?"

"Ah, Betty, she was OK, things were going great and she was getting well freaky, but then she turned out to be a total fingerswiper and ruined my buzz."

by nairobbery May 2, 2010

fingerstache

A mustache that's drawn on the side of your finger and then held up under your nose.

Dude: *runs up and sticks finger under chicks nose*
Chick: Dude, wtf are you doing?
Dude: You have a fingerstache, hahahaha.
Chick: Weirdo

by bamx January 28, 2009

chinese fingertrap

when one dude hits the ass or the pussy and another guy gets head from that girl..... try and picture it

me n jake pinneo r gonna hit a train on dat bitch

by jake arnold February 19, 2004