- An
extreme love, sexual attraction, and desire to marry, date, and have sex with Nathan Fillion. (Not specifically in that order.)
-This is common in women who watch or have seen the shows Castle, Firefly, One Life To Live, Season 4 of
Desperate Housewives, or any other number of Nathan Fillion’s works.
Symptoms Include:
- Reoccurring sexual thoughts about Nathan Fillion
- Drooling due to an extreme exposure of sexiness
- Feeling the need to watch and rewatch anything that involves Nathan Fillion at all
-
Uncontrollable daydreaming about Nathan Fillion
- Spontaneous squealing at attractive photos of Nathan Fillion
- An abnormal (and in some cases unhealthy) desire to meet, or be in the same room as, Nathan Fillion
“
I love her to death but it’s hard to hang out with her because all she
wants to do is watch and talk about Castle and
Nathan Fillion;
clearly she suffers from Filliophilia.”
“I knew I was doomed the second I started watching Castle; now I
have no
social life and suffer from Filliophilia! Well, I wouldn’t say
suffer, I enjoy every second of it!”
