fidouchiary duty

(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.

etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".

Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"

Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

fidonet

(Archaic) A 20-year old amateur system of over 10,000 nodes maintained and run by volunteers and used by electronic bulletin board system operators to exchange e-mail.

Writing a batch file for Binkley to manage Fidonet connections was a pain in the ass.

by Tarrasque November 18, 2002

Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

FIDO

Fuck it, Drive on. We don't have time to fix this situation.

Such as when a soldier falls off the truck or reinforcements will arrive too late to do any good.

by majorfraser February 20, 2005

Fidora Fail

When a person, in attempt to be cool, wears a fidora but is too chubby or is Jason Mraz.

When Jeffrey Ross wears his Fidora with a suit it is a Fidora Fail.

by ForgetHatsAlltogether November 29, 2010

fidouche

1. A romantic partner who has been unfaithful, shows little or no genuine remorse, and is likely to be unfaithful in the future.
2. Someone who has violated your trust and/or confidence in a horrible way.
3. The sound you make when your friend finally ends the relationship with the aforementioned fidouche.

1. How many times has he cheated on her? Two, three times? She needs to wash that fidouche out of her life.
2. I can't believe you slept with Sally when you knew I had a crush on her, you're such a fidouche.
3. Person 1:" so I was like, that's the last time you lie to me about your affairs, we're through". Person 2: "Fidouche!"

by Filtee January 8, 2012

Fadowce

To play Face Down. Usually a large amount of times.

"Hey Jonathan wanna go Fadowce?"
"Yes! We haven't in like, ten whole minutes."

"Wow Phil we've spent the past 6 hours fadowcing"
"Ya ... One more time?"
"Of course!"

by Mr.AJ hates this song August 1, 2012