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fibonacci february

a challenge for the hardcore. it resembles destroy dick December where you nut more every day. Fibonacci February follows the pattern of fibonacci where on the first day you nut 1 time, the second day you nut 1 time again, the 3 day you nut 2 times, and following the pattern until the 28th day when you nut 317811 times
person a: "are you doing no nut november?"
person b: "nah man im prepping for destroy dick december"
person c: "your both wussies. im waiting for fibonacci february"
by constantnut123 November 3, 2018
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Fibonacci Sequence

A sequence of numbers, created by Leonardo of Pisa (also known as Fibonacci). The sequence starts out with the first two numbers being 0 and 1, and after that you add the previous two numbers to get the next number in the sequence. Often used in proofs.

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181, 6765
The fibonacci sequence starts with 0, 1....

0+1=1, so the next number must be 1.

1+1=2, so the next number is 2.

2+1=3, and so the next number is 3, and so on.
by poetamatrice May 17, 2009
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Fibonacci sequence

A mathematical sequence starting with zero and one. To find the next number in the sequence, add the last two numbers in the sequence.
0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 144 233 377 610 987. These are the Fibonacci sequence numbers before 1000.
by Matt11111 November 25, 2011
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Fibonacci fap February

A challenge that is almost impossible. Each day in February, the participant has to nut in accordance to the Fibonacci numbers. On the last day, the participant must nut at a rate of 3.68 nuts per second.
You trying for destroy dick December man?
Nah. Thats for the weak. Gotta try Fibonacci fap February.
by Nighthawk Entertainment November 5, 2018
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Fibonacci clusterfuck

A series of clusterfucks where each successive clusterfuck is equal in magnitude to the sum of the preceding two clusterfucks.

Therefore, if "CF" were a standard unit of clusterfuck, the history of a Fibonacci clusterfuck project would consist of 0CF, 1CF, 1CF, 2CF, 3CF, 5CF, 8CF, 13CF, ... and so on until the incompetent fucktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.
The fucktards on my project are so incompetent that it has turned into a 2 year long Fibonacci Clusterfuck. The project is 2 years old and we are 6 years behind schedule.
by SuctionHead July 16, 2010
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fibonacci salad

A salad thats composed of the salad that was served yesterday and two days ago.
Rarely used to describe a good tasting salad.
Can be used to describe other non-fresh meals.

It's based on the "fibonacci" mathematical series that each number is composed of the two numbers before it (0,1,1,2,3,5,8 etc.)
Person 1: "I think they're serving fibonacci salad today"
Person 2: "Eww It tastes like the crap they served yesterday"
by Tomash91 January 11, 2009
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Fibonacci Fap February

In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.

It's worse on a leap year.
Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O
by Lukash Hash December 1, 2018
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