A member of the Democrat party in the U.S., who try to force their idiotic and unrealistic policies on the masses by telling lies and misleading people. This is usually accomplished through the use of mainstream media, government agencies, and press conferences, but emails have also been used. The emails always get erased due to computer malfunctions.
Barrack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, and Lois Lerner are Fiberals, because when their lips are moving, they are fibbing..
by KyContessa July 03, 2014
Helps constipation.
Protip: Excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.
Protip: Excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.
I hadent taken a shit in 3 days so I ate 4 metamucil fiber wafers...all seemed well untill I spent the night sitting on the toilet with lava poop.
by PooMasterFlash October 13, 2008
A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.
"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."
by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014
fahy-ber b-l-ast- Verb - When you haven't eaten enough fiber and you know your shit is going to spray feces on whatever you are pointing your ass towards.
by are^s May 01, 2015
by Steve_Juggernaut March 17, 2011
We call our friend, “Fiber Boy” because he ranks among the world’s champion Supershitters and so we have a parade every year to celebrate his prolific pooping powers!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021
A specific type of family who is seriously fixated on consuming as much dietary fiber as is humanly possible, ostensibly for their collective colon health.
The fact that each individual member of this classic fiber family is a total self-focused asshole is ironic because their dietary practices place them in the upper one percent of the world’s healthiest supershitters!.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021