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Fuhstache

Sporting an exceptionally obnoxious mustasche. Said mustasche can, however, reach a level that is so obnoxious that it becomes ultra cool.
If you let that squirrel on your lip get any longer, you're gonna have a total fuhstache!
by Shaund June 15, 2008
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Eustache

Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he just really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.
Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(
by dustruffle April 5, 2008
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fagstache

A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.
The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.
by Gary S January 24, 2005
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Femistache

This is the faint mustache seen on many older women and lesbians. Some of them even groom it and trim it into shape like men.
Me:Escuse me, mr-

lady with femistache:i'm a lady!

me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!
by Andariel The Cool December 4, 2009
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Femustache

A Female Mustache.

A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.

Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'
Bro #1: "Holy shit dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than Yosemite Sam!"

Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!
by Rantbo October 24, 2008
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Femstache

Bitch, you need to go get that femstache above your lip waxed.
by Be_nik December 21, 2021
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deustache

That deustache spilled beer on me.
by Beeboobopp June 25, 2016
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