fetus

An unborn.
Also, the best damn thing to use in ANY joke... EVER.

-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...

by Ethan March 23, 2005

fetus

a word that is amusing when paired with the phrase feed us (feed us fetus); as to say that you want to be fed fetus... because rhymes are fun, and fetus is tasty... mmmm, fetus.

Jesus, please us and feed us fetus.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

fetus

One who acts like a baby.

Tim: No fair! Those guys get all the girls!
Bill: Shut up, you fetus!

by lingo1 June 1, 2007

fetus

a very small person who thinks they are cool. They are very underdeveloped and in extreeme cases, will urinate on small animals. They most likely are immature and Pyromaniacs. They may or may not talk about their favorite french imported hair care products.

That kid is such a fetus, he needs tweezers and a magnifying glass to jerk it on those lonley nights.

by Not a fetus April 14, 2006

fetus

Used as an insult to refer to someone as being inferior.

Jordan: Chirag can never come up with a good comeback.
Zaq: Haha, what a fetus!

by nighthawk0313 February 17, 2006

fetus

a person you are only friends with so you can pick on him. a person in a group that is always the butt of the joke

every group of friends needs a fetus

by meat sandwich November 27, 2007

fetus

the young of an animal in the womb, or egg in the later stages of development.

why are you so fat?
why im pregnant with my fetus, lauren.

by prego123 April 4, 2009