Fluids on the Furniture

For when you find stains on the bed/furniture after another couple sex in a hotel room.

Oh god Nancy, we purchased a suite in Miami, and when we walked in we found fluids on the furniture!

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries April 6, 2019

Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

Nikolai Fraiture

A beautiful and very polite young man who wnjoys playing the bass-guitar in the New York city band The Strokes. Nikolai does not enjoy talking.

Nikolai quietly peered at Julian from behind the shower curtain.

by Jade October 14, 2003

Nikolai Fraiture

Nikolai Fraiture plays bass in the great band the Strokes. Most (female) Strokes fans squeal over Fabrizio or Julian, but some, more intellectual fans, are attracted to Nikolai. He has THE greatest smile ever (watch the Someday video), and is the least wild 'n' crazy of the band, but THAT'S WHY HE'S THE COOLEST!

"I have decided to keep my braces..."
"Why?"
"Dude, have you seen Nikolai Fraiture's teeth?"

by Pretty Good Lookin' Girl May 11, 2004

Furniturelessness

When you have a home, apartment, or staying with others and you don't own any home furnishings.

I just moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed, chair, or table to my name. I'm suffering from Furniturelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014

Nikolai Fraiture

Talented bassist from The Strokes. Dresses alot nicer than any of the other band members with things such as 50's pants and shoes. Plays a Fender Jazz Bass and a Rickenbacker. Is often hard to notice during performances because of his calm nature. He is always calmly standing in one spot playing his bass even during the most energetic songs.

Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: Who is that mysterious, quiet man with the Bass?

Fan: That is Nikolai Fraiture, he is a better bassist than you are.

Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: I see! Who is that extravagent man with the bobbly afrow?

Fan: That is Albert Hammond Jr. he is the opposite in terms of energy, to Nikolai Fraiture

by McPierre July 6, 2006

nikolai fraiture

A fantastic bassist.
Plays bass for The Strokes.
Fellow band members include: Julian Casablancas, vocals; Nick Valensi, lead/rhythm guitar; Albert Hammond Jr, lead/rhythm guitar; Fabrizio Moretti, drums.
The greatest and sexiest band to ever walk this earth.
The Strokes = orgasmic.

guy1 - hey dude, you heard of Nikolai Fraiture?

guy2 - yeah! he plays the mellow and smooth bass lines in the sexiest band ever, The Strokes.

guy1 - dude, are you gay? sexy? wtf?

guy2 - fuckit. they turned me gay!

by Lauraa. July 30, 2006