by Saha hyo dany October 17, 2017
Get the fend for himselfmug. by tribalbear78 March 22, 2010
Get the Al Fendemug. A night in which a parent, guardian, servant, or spouse does not provide food for his or her beneficiaries.
Timmy: "Mom, what's the plan for dinner tonight?"
Mom: "It's fend-for-yourself-night. Better go get yourself food."
Mom: "It's fend-for-yourself-night. Better go get yourself food."
by Gleasonator January 26, 2012
Get the fend-for-yourself-nightmug. by anonymous September 4, 2022
Get the Fend her offmug. Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".
My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
Get the my breast fendmug.