Fence post

Euphemism for being physically assaulted.

A: What happened to you?

B: I got hit by a fence post.

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

Fence Post

In the south, it is a slang term used for a 24oz beer.

Let's knock down a few fence posts before we head to the bar.

by Club 333 February 23, 2005

Wyoming Fence Post

In Female-to-Male (FTM) transsexuals, any type of penile prosthesis, especially those made of silicone that are made to extend and retract to simulate an erection in the by the owner's manipulation.

"Holy shit! Look at the bulge in her pants! I'm pretty sure she's packing a Wyoming Fence Post!"

by PNC Oy! December 17, 2012

fence post

A post that makes up part of a fence.

What, you didn't know that?

Hey, what's that post that mkaes up part of that fence?

That's a fence post, dumbass.

by MuzlFlash August 22, 2003

fence post

Someone that is hard headed and will argue for no good reason.

Dan argues with anyone... he is a fence post.

by LongStation May 20, 2008

Fencest

The act of currently or in the past dating someone within your fencing club

So Danielle is committing fencest with Bob, seeing as they are both in the same fencing club.

by Zuflueg October 22, 2009

facepost regret

When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.

facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)

by allyandfriends October 28, 2009