Feltch

When a man cums in a womans/mans bum and then sucks the cum out. Lots of Gays do this but men and women do it to

heard in eminems song 'Insane' - Dont you know what feltched means? ye. Well then tell me would you rather get feltched or do the feltching, fuck 'em in the arse and suck the cum out while you're beltching, burp blench and go back for a second helping.

Last night i wanted Mason to feltch me, he was like errrrman! bun/fuck that, but we did it anyway hehe

Heard you feltched that new girl, yeman ' ;)

by farrahmae July 22, 2011

feltch

What jaynd does.

"P.S. I will feltch for pocket change... "
-jaynd

by thisismyacct October 20, 2008

Feltch

To juggle or inspect ones genitals in a manner in which to gather medical information.

Dr. Rosenpenis feltched by balls during his examination to check for a hernia.

by Riverabung June 23, 2014

Feltch Bomb

The act of farting feltch matter whilst in the hot-tub, causing it to float to the surface

Tom and Gary could only laugh when Paul's feltch bomb circled the surface of the hot-tub.

by tprider December 27, 2008

feltch monkey

One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching

Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey

by Archrin October 3, 2003

feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.

Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.

by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018

Feltch baby

To be born from the process of a feltch finished with spitting the love juice into the woman's vagina.

Dude, your a fucking feltch baby

by In3rtia January 28, 2007