fatmonger

Noun. A person whole collects, stores and sells fat.

Wow, that girl is a fatmonger, I wish she would sell some of her fat to a gastrointestinal surgeon, or Gold's Gym.

by jackiebauer March 4, 2008

Felchmonger

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

butt felonker

butt felonker,can meen anything you want it to meen basicly
its pronounced: Fell-on-kur

"Dude,your such a butt felonker."

by irish_dude92 December 9, 2007

Felinger

THE GUY WHO IS HOT AS A HELL. He is brave, fucking hot, beautiful, and the person that gives you butterflies. If u know some felinger... DONT LOSE HIM. Your friend thinks that he is nothing special, BUT SHE IS APSOLOUTLEY WRONG! She is just jealous because shes boyfriend isnt hot as YOURS!!! Felinger is the best person ever!!!

Girl: Omg its FELINGER... HE IS MY CRUSH..
Girl 2 thinks: I wish my boyfriend was that hot...

by hermiones January 26, 2022

failmonger

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.

"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."

by mds84 November 25, 2009

Fearmongering

General response used by conspiracy theorists to deny that covid is a major issue.

Intelligent person: Wear a mask, social distance and protect your grannies and grandads. Covid is a serious disease killing many people worldwide, especially older people, however there have been reported cases of babies, children and teenagers teenagers dying of the virus.

Conspiracy theorist: FEARMONGERING!

by UltimateDoge March 17, 2021

flonger

A noun used against Nathan K. in retaliation of fish monger.

Nathan: You're a fish monger.
Me: Oh yeah ? Well you're a dish flonger.

by avowtostay July 3, 2007