Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009

straw-fellatio

one whom while is innocently sipping a beverage through a straw "accidently" suck the straw off, as though is was a penis

yo man i heard that girl amanda gives a great straw-fellatio

by jkvhjhsjdvhjskv October 2, 2009

self-fellatio

The art of performing a blowjob upon ones-self.

Dude, that guy can suck his own dick!
He is a true master of self-fellatio.

by stranga614 January 4, 2012

Sonic Fellatio

Listening to music that does it to you right in your earhole.

It's a name that Buddyhead(Aaron North of NIN) gave to Jesse Hughes(Boots Electric) for his new upcoming eagles of death metal cd.

Dude, this song is like sonic fellatio, the music is doing it to me right in my earhole.

by Wabusy33 July 11, 2007

serious fellatio

oral stimulation of the meat, done at a rapid pace, and done like no other.

yo that nug gave some serious fellatio

by D Carns November 17, 2003

Scuderia Fellatio

Formerly known as Scuderia Ferrari. Became Scuderia Fellatio following the recruitment of The Cheating Kraut Bastard, Dross Prawn and the Toady Cohort. Cheating assholes, bankrupting the ethical sportiness of Formula One and tarnishing the mythical allure of the previously great team. Bent on World Domination through cheating and underhanded political intrigue.

Assholes... fucking assholes

by Forza Minardi June 10, 2004

Social fellatio

The process of advancing yourself through clever, social engineering techniques, also known as "ass kissing" or "sucking up to someone"

Jim must have really performed some phenomenal social fellatio on his superiors to land his promotion. That guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow!

by BTheOne January 11, 2014