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femoid

A femoid is a highly intelligent and sexually attractive human female who is adept at controlling men in order help them become their best selves.

Ironically, femoids were first identified by a quasi-human race of male-presenting humunculi, the extinction of which was brought about by targeted social isolation and a program of hypergamous selective breeding with the superior race of congenitally submissive men.
I'm only interested in dating femoids.
by Dr. Rockadopolis January 6, 2023
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Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.
As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."
by perogi April 26, 2011
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Femoid

When you get your cat to lick your bum hole whilst smelling like chicken noodles.
You know Brittany, she was being suck a femoid last night, poor John (the cat).
by I_want_tacos🌚 November 23, 2019
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fecoil

Combining the words "fecal" and "recoil", fecoil is when you poop so hard, that it creates a vacuum effect, and your weiner sucks back into your body a little.
I just experienced some fecoil. I'm still waiting for my wang to grow back to normal size.
by dolphinflogger10 May 22, 2011
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femoid

Portmanteau of "female" and "humanoid".

A derogatory word used mostly by the incel community to refer to women.
"This is why I didn't want to have a femoid on our team." -quote from Upload S03E07 "Upload Day"
by sweet96629 November 13, 2023
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Femoid

A female who is cancerous to society. These can be feminists, promiscuous women, attention whores, girl bosses...etc.
He was interested, and took her on dates, but soon realized she was a femoid.
by LogicalTea August 19, 2025
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