Facemoth

(n) People who immediately add comments or "likes" to a person's latest Facebook post, not unlike moths to a light in the night. Usually in response to something very interesting.

"Man, everybody was busy on Facebook today. I had like, 10 Facemoths to my latest on the basketball game".

by RBraleigh December 29, 2009

fecesmonger

someone who has an infatuation with eating as it is leaving the anal cavity recording it on german pornsites.

Alex Fulton is a feces monger

by Alan Jakabitz January 18, 2005

Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

fecenoculars

blowing hershey squirts into the toliet, then dipping your testicles into the toliet, and then proceeding to drop your testicles in another person's eyesockets. Only can be done when the person giving the fecenoculars goes up 3.

Eric gave Chris an uncalled for dirty munch while he was koed to danny diveto, so Chris retaliated by giving Eric fecenoculars.

by TearDrop April 25, 2005

Facemo

A way of describing someone who is intentionaly and openly emotional via daily status updates, but hates it when someone adds comments, as if they are the victim. The kind of people that would support the addition of the Hate button.

She does this all the time, she is such a facemo chick!

by Thechevan July 11, 2011

fecesous

Being shit- like.

Having characteristic similar to shit, feces or defecation.

Purposely being sarcastic, indifferent, argumentative, obtuse, or disagreeable.

After drinking too much, wandering home and passing out in my doorway, I awoke feeling quite fecesous.
Or
My ex-boyfriend is a fecesous little twit .

by EarthlyDelight April 26, 2016

facemoji

The keyboard witch you have great styles

Chris: Look! I installed facemoji keyboard!

Me: wtf 👁️👄👁️

by Milovuk September 6, 2023