February 2

When you ask someone out and they have to say yes

Boy: I wanna ask her out
Girl: then do it!
Boy: what if they say no?
Girl: it’s February 2!
Boy: okay
Boy: I like you. Will you go on a date with me?
Girl: yes!

by Starapia February 1, 2021

February 2

National Smoke A Blunt Day

“I can’t wait till April, so imma smokes blunt on February 2”

by SmokinFiji October 15, 2019

February 2

If u born on this day u lonely as hell go get some friends

“Happy birthday” i say to myself in the mirror. I love February 2 :’(

by Alethecrackhead October 17, 2019

February 2

It’s February 2 which this is another day for the boy friend to give his girlfriend a hoodie day

February 2 hoodie day

by Loopsie February 2, 2022

February 2

The National day were only the thickest prettiest girls get the biggest penis😉

Yo my birthday is today only pretty girls like me get the D on February 2!!!!!!So come on and give me that big juicy penis!!!!

by Ropperchopper May 2, 2019

February 2

Whoever is born on this day is definitely a top.

Person 1: When is your birthday?
Person 2: Oh! It’s February 2
Person 1: I’m guessing your a top.
Person 2: 🧍 ♀️

by imaloner. January 23, 2021

February 2

The day where ur best friend is born. If yk anyone that was born today they are ur best friend and the best person yk. People born on this day are cool, smart, talkative around their friends but why around others, outgoing, funny, and really attractive.

My best friend was born on February 2, no wonder!

by Dazycrayday December 10, 2021