fearly

"fuckin early"

It also has further implications of there still being plenty of time to party.

Michelle: I can't stay and drink wit'chas.

Bayer: What the fuck? It's fearly!

by speshy May 16, 2007

Farty Poo

When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.

I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.

by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 16, 2008

Sir Farty Fartsalot

The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.

He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.

A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.

by FartSmeller September 2, 2014

Farty Poo

When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds

I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.

Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.

by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 17, 2008

Fartyr

A person who willingly takes the blame for a fart when it wasn't theirs, especially to protect the true farter from suffering unbearable embarrassment.

I was with Julie at her swearing in ceremony when she ripped a thunderclap. I quickly became a fartyr for her!

by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2012

farty balls

Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.

Every time I sit in the Expedition and fart I get Farty balls.

by manny420 October 30, 2013

farty head

Farty head is a insult to call someone who farts alot!!!!

OMG you're such a farty head GO AWAYYYYY!!!

by EZZZZZZZZZ345 January 6, 2018