Facting

creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.

the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.

by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012

facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

fating

The conscious or unconscious act of repeated one on one (fates) times with a friend of the opposite sex that can't be defined as a date for both parties involved but probably is for one.

- derivitive of "fake date"

"Phil and Bonita are having lunch in the quad together again?"

"Yea, they're obviously fating"

by Philip E. February 16, 2008

Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.

He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.

by Barnan January 25, 2017

facting

restating a fact

"Are you asking a question or restating the fact?"
"I'm facting."

by danigirl97 September 5, 2011

fating

Sitting around and eat large amount of bacon.

A lot of Wisconsin woman enjoy fating with their friends.

by Spoonie-Love October 17, 2010

fating

A friendship in the hopes of a possible relationship. Or the fate of a possible sexual or romantic play mate.

I think he's definitely fating material.

by Daphney April 6, 2009