favoritism

The closed-door process by which Southeastern Illinois College in Harrisburg chooses its employees.

I was more qualified for the job but the hiring committee instituted favoritism and hired a grossly unqualified candidate from within the University.

by your fool September 16, 2003

Fartism

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to fartism yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, religion.

by CreeperDude567 April 19, 2020

Mass Favoritism

The act of making each member of a group seperately think that they are your favorite member

My teacher told me I was her favorite student in her class. I later heard her telling another student the very same thing. I then realized she was commiting mass favoritism.

by Thistlesifter September 4, 2017

favoritism

favoritism is what the people here at urban dictionary use..they let u put hate definitions on people they dont like but if u like a rapper or a band they dont like and try to define them in a positive way they will deny ur definition becuz the people who work here are self centered ass holes who need to get a real job
go f yourselves urban dictionary

have u putten any definitions of lil wayne your favorite rapper on urban dictionary?
no they have favoritism and dont like him so they wont let me oh and i believe its called urban dicktionary

by URBANDICTIONARYisbogus August 9, 2009

Fagotism

The act of being a fagot

My friend has been involved in fagotism acta

by The old saint October 27, 2019

Favrism

a word that defines the religious ways that Green Bay Packer fans worship Brett Favre (like a god), excited for every word that comes out of his mouth.

When Favre announced that he was coming back, all the members of Favrism breathed a sigh of relief.

Favrists claim Brett Favre is the best quarterback in the National Football League despite his 29 interceptions.

by JaniceSY December 28, 2006

Faggotism

Being a faggot against your own knowledge but not against everyone else's knowledge.

Concerned citizen #1: whats wrong with Ian?
Concerned citizen #2: he suffers from faggotism
Concerned citizen #1: Oh, thats terrible!
Concerned citizen #2: yea, for him.

by Butkus November 30, 2006