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fauxgetarian

Someone who watches too many PETA/animal cruelty videos online and suddenly proclaims they are a vegetarian. Common traits include "occasionally" eating meat, or only eating chicken. Fauxgetarians usually disregard their commitment to saving the animals after a month or two.
Heather's not a vegetarian, man. She's a fauxgetarian, she just watched too many PETA videos last week.

She told me she was a vegetarian, but I saw her eating a whole steak yesterday. Now I know she's just a fauxgetarian.
by typicalskeleton July 6, 2008
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Fagetarian

Male that only eats man-meat.
"He is gay..."
"You mean he is a fagetarian?"
"Yeah, he only eats man-meat."
by Don_Dingle April 12, 2014
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faketarian

Someone who (incorrectly) calls themselves a vegetarian dispite consuming fish or poultry.
Girl 1: Shrimp fried rice? I thought you were vegetarian!
Girl 2: Sometimes I eat seafood.
Girl 1: Oh. You're just another faketarian... typical.
by dope-1 October 10, 2006
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Fagitarian

Guy1: Hey we are going for burgers then grab some hookers down the road, you coming?
Guy2: No thanks Im strictly fagitarian.
by Nashi-washi November 3, 2012
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fauxnadian

When someone who isn't Canadian
a) Celebrates a Canadian holiday to get off work (e.g. Canada Day)

b) Talks with a pseudo-Canadian accent (e.g. Minnesotans)

c) Pretends to be Canadian overseas to avoid the hassles of being an American (e.g. George Clooney's character in Syriana).
John: I can't come into work tomorrow so I can celebrate Canada Day.
Pete: Oh yeah? You're not even Canadian! More like fauxnadian! I'll see you tomorrow.

John: Let's get some beers, eh?
Pete: Stop being a fauxnadian.

Pierre: Stupid American!
John: Oh yeah? I'm Canadian you stupid frog!
Pierre: Well then let me get you a baguette!
by Brandon St. Randy September 4, 2009
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fauxasian

Someone who looks or acts asian but really isnt.
Shelby's fauxasian, look at those chinky eyes.
by ashleysays November 11, 2008
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Fauxtalian

A chain restaurant that specializes in so-called "Authentic" Italian food.
Guy: Olive Garden and Macaroni Grille are so very authentic.

Girl: Not really. It's just fauxtalian.
by .....ben s....... June 22, 2008
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