Fauxpange

Drink that will make you go nuts, get nakey, and have the time of your life.

4 oz lemonade
2 oz rum
1 oz apple juice
1 oz sprite

girl: "I really want to get wasted tonight..."
guy: "Hm..."
girl: "I just want to go nuts, and get naked in the pool, and have the TIME OF MY LIFE"
guy: "Drink this..."
girl: "What is it?"
guy: "Fauxpange"

In conclusion, the girl went nuts, got naked, and had the time of her life. Enough Said.

by Yal's Tattoos November 28, 2009

fauxpology

when someone a apologizes with out really meaning it.

Sue had ask John several times not to stink up the bathroom. When John said he was sorry Sue told him not to give her his fauxpology's.

by Bobsacimmet April 2, 2011

Fauxronic

Improperly ironic.

"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."

by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

Fauxpology

When you falsely apologize to someone to make you look like the bigger person, even though you don't mean a word of it.

Often used by pro athletes, movie stars, and politicians when they get caught cheating, making absurd comments, or get arrested for drugs.

After Tiger Woods slept with that stripper he had to offer a public Fauxpology.

by Superfly870 May 30, 2011

Fauxlonial

adj. - used to describe any single family, free standing house built AFTER colonial times in the United States, but still having atavistic design characteristics of actual colonial houses. Somehow this style represents about 80% of current housing stock, thus representing a stagnation in architectural design for the last 232 years.

I'm so sick of looking at fauxlonial crap. I would much rather live in a modern house.

Australia is leading the world in residential design because they are not burdened with propagating fauxlomialism,

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz December 22, 2008

Fauxposal

The act of proposing to a person to whom you have no intention of actually getting married.

Cynthia threatened to break up with John if he didn't commit to her. John had no intention of marrying Cynthia, but knew a fauxposal would to buy him at least another year or two.

by Casper121 August 18, 2011

fauxphoner

A person who, upon seeing someone they wish to avoid at the grocery store or other public place, pretends to engage in important discussion on the telephone as to evade conversation or awkward small talk with unliked said person.

Mom: "I saw your old math teacher at the mall today, Johnny. Remember Mr. B, the one that accused you of cheating?"
Johnny: "Oh really Mom?"
Mom: "Yes. I was going to say hello to him but he looked like he pulled out his cell phone to avoid me. What a fauxphoner."

by Heather Quick July 27, 2007