Fauxhorn

A t-shirt fan of the University of Texas at Austin.

Not a real Longhorn.

The fauxhorn got a tattoo after the Longhorns won a game even though he never attended the school.

by Showie October 11, 2011

fauxfound

Contrived analytical and verbose statements.

"Want to go play some GTA4 Team Deathmatch? It's regular deathmatch with capitalist overtones."

"Dude, that's pretty fauxfound. All you are doing is killing people and taking their money."

by Smegmaiden June 22, 2008

foxhound

A guy who is always hunting for a good looking woman to fuck.

Snipes became a photographer because he is such a foxhound.

by Jill Gibb May 18, 2006

Foxhounds

A call for assistance or back up in the Battlefield 2 Special Forces First Person Shooter game. Used by the Special Air Service soldiers in the game when rallying for support units.

" We need more Foxhounds at our location"

by wylin923 January 20, 2006

fauxnouns

pronounced 'fo-nouns,' like pronouns

Usually, in social media bios, when people you have not come out to follow you and believe you identify as cisgender (or anything else on the gender spectrum). They are your fake pronouns, i.e. faux/fake (pro)nouns.

added bonus: it rhymes with pronouns :)

Person: wait doesn't Sam go by they/them pronouns?
You: yes they do!
Person: then why on their Instagram does it say she/her?
You: oh dude those are their fauxnouns
Persons: Oh I see

by yardofstars May 6, 2021

Foxhound

Someone who looks for people to slap with a "hammer" in the face, usually without the slap'ees knowledge beforehand.

Put that back in your pants, you foxhound!

DUCK! The foxhound is after you!

by Permabanned December 8, 2011

Fauxholiday

1. A holiday technically recognized by some national organization, but mostly leveraged for marketing purposes, most notably on social media.

2. Stupid holidays celebrated only by brands on social media

Example: National insert food day, national insert profession appreciation day, etc.

Brand: I need more likes on my Facebook page.
Marketer: Let's use a fauxholiday like National Donut Day to give away free donuts in exchange for Facebook likes.

by MadMarketeer October 10, 2014