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Fauxronic

Improperly ironic.
"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."
by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009
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fauxbo

1. A fake hobo, for fashion's sake or to make statement. Someone who dresses or talks or acts like they're homeless, when in fact they're not.

2. Someone pretending to be homeless to get money.
1. Mat Devine is such a fauxbo. Look's goddamn hot though.

2. Don't give that jack your change, he's blates a fauxbo.
by LilaReed January 3, 2008
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fauxbonics

Indistinguishable from ebonics but spoken by someone who is fully capable of speaking perfect and articulate English.
Lee: Hey Bryan, check out this Lil Wayne mix tape.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.
by PimpGangstaPoet April 15, 2009
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Fauxbo

A combination of the words "faux" and "hobo" - a person of sound financial means, whether by their own employment of outside funds, who chooses to take on the appearance and level of hygiene of a vagrant or otherwise homeless individual.
"That outdoor music festival was a total fauxbo convention."

"This used to be a decent coffee shop before it was overtaken by fauxbos."

"That fauxbo deeps his iPhone lodged in his dreadlocked beard."
by OkieHebrew June 12, 2014
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Fauxronavirus

A medical syndrome in which the patient develops symptoms identical to Coronavirus - eg sore throat, coughing, fever.

Patient later tests negative for Coronavirus.

Fauxronavirus can be caused by other cold and flu viruses, or can be a case of hypochondria.

Also known as Fauxvid-19 and SARS-Faux-V-2.
Oh man I felt so unwell and was worried that I had Coronavirus. But luckily it just turned out to be Fauxronavirus!
by Moccodile December 24, 2021
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fauxbola

The moment that someone has a small cough or sniffle, that they believe they have ebola and have to announce it to the world.
Jimmy let out a loud sneeze on the train before announcing to the crowd 'I probably have Ebola you know' but in reality he was just suffering from fauxbola.
by Maryjade October 28, 2014
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fauxbo

A fake bohemian. Someone who dresses in attire typical to the bohemian lifestyle; someone who purposefully assumes the appearance of being nontraditional, artsy, and/or poor, but does so for fashion or personal appearance purposes only.
Wow, that guy in the Porsche with the flannel plaid shirt, horn-rimmed glasses, torn jeans, and beaten-up converse tennis shoes is such a fauxbo.
by Nessy11 December 29, 2010
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