Donezo Fettuccini

When the pot of Alfredo is too burnt to be finished

Kathy’s pasta is donezo fettuccini. What’s next for OLA?

by Sardine Girl December 24, 2021

Fapuccinno

The rare event when the person who is giving you your coffee (usually at Starbucks) just happens to be masturbating at the same time.

"I was just getting a cup of coffee at Starbucks, when I noticed the server was slapping his monkey while taking my order.He also asked if I wanted a scone with that fapuccinno"

by Chubby cheese April 12, 2011

fetuccini

Under cover cop

Yo I don't trust that nigga, he look like a fetuccini

by AC October 1, 2003

fapuccino

What one does to naked pictures of Al Pacino

I ordered such a large fapuccino when I watched Scarface.

by pokypanda September 10, 2011

faguccini

Gay pasta idiots that like eating out of a gay man’s dick hole

Daryl is such a faguccini

by Bigoldaddysauce5444445637383 April 2, 2023

Fetusccini

Fettuccine made with fetuses.

I love eating fetusccini.

by Ooden the troo one June 5, 2019

Fettuccini Alfretoe

When you cream on your partner’s toes.

“Bro, last night my girl and I tried fettuccini alfretoe for the first time.”

“No way! I’ve been trying to convince my wife to do that for weeks.”

by in_a_camper213 August 19, 2019