Fapadapt

Fapadapt is the act of starting to mastrubate to a new kind of thing. It could be anything from teletubbies to hentai. When you start mastrubating to a thing, you have fapadapted it. Fapadapt originates from the words fap and adopt.

Person 1: I've fapadapted hentai!

Person 2: Dude that's freckin' weird!

Person 1: Not as weird as your face!

by Naughty thoughty March 30, 2011

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fatlad

a male who possesses all of the following attributes;
a minimum of 4 stones overweight,
cider drinker,
gambling addiction,
in love with ex,
experience of bar work,
a love of meat

original fatlad Sam, original fatlad Gareth, SID Guy, butterbean, fordham

by Fatlad Jesus February 6, 2007

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fapaduck

1. The act of masturbating to photographs of ducks.
2. Having smexy-time with ducks.

"Hey Tom, wanna go fapaduck?"

by AdamHJ August 12, 2014

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Fagpad

A pad that is placed over a bleeding and tender butthole after engaging in rough anal sex with another male (or female).
Also meant to be used as an insult.

Example 1:
James: "God, my butthole hurts so bad from last night."

Spencer: "Did you get some fagpads from the store?"

James: "Yeah, I'm wearing one right now. Thank God, your penis has the thickness of my girlfriend's strap-on."

Example 2:
James: "Why does it have to be SO cold all of the time?"

Spencer: "Quit whining you little bitch. You're such a fucking fagpad.

by butnicetry11 December 25, 2010

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