flatpack-palm

A painful condition - sometimes lasting many days - that often appears halfway through the attempted assembly of flatpack furniture. It can be avoided with the use of an electric screwdriver.

When I made my son's new bed - by the time I'd got 15 screws in, I had flatpack palm - it wrecked !

by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004

fatpad

A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.

I can rub my fatpad until i cum.

by TheFatPersonRubbedHisFatpad March 16, 2018

fatjacked

A person who is both muscular and fat.

Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!

by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

fatback chopper

Cleaving the buttocks in twain. Similar to a danza slap right along the buttcrack.

The bitch didn't like it in the ass so I had to teach her what's what with a Fatback Chopper.

by BUNNe's Sister, BUNNe, and an honorable mention to Wotan July 28, 2008

fappachino

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008

flatpacking

The Process of Putting Flat pack furniture (think IKEA) back into its original Box

The process of Un-Flatpacking is removing flat pack furniture from the box and forming it into the product.

Hey Man, I'm moving house, want to help me with some flatpacking? I have an Ikea desk and the original Box

by IkeaSwede September 2, 2012

Faptacious

Something that is so amazingly beyond jizzational it is just too much to possibly handle without dropping your kegs and fapping on the spot (WARNING: Use this word with care, it can only be used for the most jizzational things of all).

Brea Bennett is exceptionally faptacious.

by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010