fukceptional

When something is fucking awesome!

Wow! Kerry is fukceptional!

by Not St. Nick December 8, 2011

Fatcation

When on vacation and you do more getting fat than vacationing

When you are on a cruise on which food and alcohol is paid for and exercise is optional, you are on a fatcation

by Keller O August 17, 2011

Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

by cuz x3 November 10, 2011

facepionage

Spying on someone via facebook. Can be done by parents, employees, peers, and others.

I don't use my real name on facebook because I'm afraid my parents will engage in facepionage.

by wanderingscholar February 14, 2009

failception

a fail within a fail; someone legitimately screws up TWICE in one fail

-First person throws second person in a pool-
Second person fails.
-First person is also much smaller-
Second person fails twice.

Therefore, a fail within a fail.
FAILCEPTION.

by bigmeechie December 8, 2011

Fartception

1. When you can smell your fart in another person's fart.

2. When two people fart at the a time .

Ashwin : I farted

Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*

Ashwin : =.='''

Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas

Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.

Josh : It's a fartception !

by zingeraddict November 8, 2011

Failception

A fail that is posted on failblog.org that fails to be a fail. Also, a video fail on failblog.org that fails to play.

I was on failblog.org, and the fail shown was actually a win, resulting in a failception.

I was on failblog.org, and the video that was posted failed to play. F A I L C E P T I O N

by Plysomack September 12, 2011