Fatbeard

A fat, smelly, nerdy white guy with a beard and long hair whose into stereotypically dorky hobbies/interests such as comic books, sci-fi, anime, traditional RPGs, colectible card games, LARPing, and/or furry art.

Rarely seen in public, they only come out of their parent's basements to attend conventions of their favorite interests, such as Star Trek, Inuyasha, or furry porn. Fatbeards have the personality of a wood plank.

Fatbeards are also known as:
trekkie, otaku, Linux user, cosplayer, Wapanese, furry, LARPer, otherkin, and loser.

The Comic Book Dealer from The Simpsons embodies what a fatbeard is.

by Plug Mama February 23, 2005

fazbeat

You misspelled fazbear you dumbass your parents are disappointed in you you Ass wipe :)

You need help fazbeat

by Héctor Rodríguez December 21, 2020

fateathan

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by poopiebutt123 May 16, 2022

fateathan

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Fatbeard

A Fatbeard is a fat male, with a beard, who has a collection of comic book's, know's way to much obscure Star Trek trivia, and probably play's M:TG and various pen-and-paper role-playing-games.

"Hey, check out the owner of the store, man. Total Fatbeard."

by OneFatGeek February 6, 2005

fatbert

a mean self harted teacher who is Fat and ulgy!

my teacher is such a fatbert!

by john 1112345 October 8, 2007

fatbear

little chubby cheeked thingy. Claims to be of black origin but is actually very white. Very calm and can handle stressful situations with ease. With awesomeness. Has no control over her facial features toungue is usually hanging out. Fatbears dont have real babies only food babies after meals. Fatbear food babies are usually gone within half an hour after eating. Everybody loves her.

Hey is that a fatbear?!
Wow look at her food baby!
Its fine shes awesome it wont be there for long.

I'd like fatbear to help me with my stress at work.

by Chartrine December 31, 2009