Fat Man's Throne

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk

John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks

by That High school dictionary May 26, 2022

Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.

Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".

by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024

Fat Man Senses

The event when a fat man can literally sense that another person is trying to hide food from him.

Me: His backpack's unusually large..... My fat man senses are tingling... no wait, that's just my stomach rumbling.

by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010

Fat Man Syndrome

Whenever a person eats an excessive amount of food, even if they are thin. This phenomenon is unexplainable by doctors, but still happens.

Man 1: "I heard that John was diagnosed with Fat Man Syndrome."
Man 2: "I would have never guessed... he's so thin!"
Man 1: "But he eats a hell of a lot!"

by K-cin January 15, 2009

Fat Man Supreme

Overly excessive lard.

Lee is a Fat Man Supreme

by hea hea May 4, 2008

fat man syndrome

Doctors diagnose many teens with "fat man syndrome" because they are injured due to their BMI index that is off the charts. Generally, heel injuries are the most common causing the person to limp like a chodus maximus. Be aware that a person limping might not have "fat man syndrome," but instead chode spasms.

That kid limping looks like an idiot because of his heel; we probably have another case of "fat man syndrome."

by thechodemaster January 13, 2009

fat man sounds

The sounds one typically associates with a fat man. The 'daaaaaah' of sitting in or the 'hrrrrrnnngh' that accompanies the getting up from a chair for example.

All fat man exertions come complete with a fat man sound.

You're so chunky now you make the fat man sounds and don't even realise it!!

by renstar July 9, 2015