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fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"
by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021
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fat fuck

A dangerous combination of massive obesity and stupidity.
by tt April 2, 2003
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My fat fucking nuts

My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts
Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts
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fat fuck

An overweight good for nothing person who refuses to work and relies on other people to take care of them.
After Brent walked out on his job he became nothing more to his family than a fat fuck.
by JDawg 316 July 14, 2016
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Fat Faggot Treat

What a cinnabon should be called. Each comes with it's own cup of piping hot cum. Coined by stand-up comedian Louis C.K.
Yeah, give me a Fat Faggot Treat please...Yes with the hot cum! What, do you think I have integrity? I'm getting a cinnabon right now...at the airport...that I arrived at! I could go home and eat real food, but I'm getting a fuckin' cinnabon, an old one too! How long have you had these laying out?
by nickreaper June 16, 2012
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fat fuck

Let me clarify things up a bit. A fat person is not always a fat fuck, but a fat fuck is always a fat person. Therefore, not every fat person is a fat fuck.

There's some major differences between a fat fuck and being fat. A fat person is just like any other regular person but fat. That is the category I fall in. I wear bigger clothes and can't run that fast, but besides that I am just like you.

A fat fuck is a not a person. A fat fuck is a sentient mass of blubber, odor and stretch marks. There are a few ways to distinguish between a fat person and a fat fuck. A fat fuck goes around with a horrible odor lingering because they are too lazy to shower every day. A fat fuck breathes with his mouth open everywhere like a sloth because breathing through his nose doesn't supply enough oxygen. A fat fuck goes around eating everyone's leftovers and pleas ignorant when asked where all the food went. A fat fuck chooses to ignore his girth and act like he's 150lbs by wearing clothes too small and getting in the way of everyone. A fat fuck will get all bitchy when someone calls him out of his fatness instead of accepting the fact he is fat. A fat fuck has grease stains and crumpled up McDonald's bags around his room because he is too lazy to clean. A fat fuck is a swine in human form.

So please, as a fat person, try and distinguish between the overweight ones and the fat fucks. Thank you.
-The fat fuck in my dorm decided it was cute to eat all my leftovers in the fridge even though it was clearly labeled. The next day I keyed his car up.

Person 1. What the hell is that smell?
Person 2. It's Anthony, that fat fuck smells all the time because he doesn't act like he knows what a shower is.

Dear Fat Fucks of the world. TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER. I can smell you from a mile away. They make soap for a fucking reason.
by I love lesbians June 24, 2011
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