Fatopa

1. A lazy worker.
2. The worst fart you've ever smelled.

1. I can't stand working with that fatopa.
2. Shit, I think Raif just fatopa'd.

by Scopa July 9, 2009

fartophobe

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.

A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!

by Jo McF December 24, 2007

Fagtop

A car driven around with the convertible top down and the windows rolled up!

He drives a fagtop 'Vette around town with the top down and windows up - he does NOT deserve that fine automobile.

He drives his fagtop so that he doesn't mess up his hair; it must be his time of the month.

Once he had his testicles removed, it was okay for him to drive his fagtop around town.

by OnTheSideOfRight June 13, 2007

This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay

When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't

"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."

"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"

by honeycloudss January 4, 2021

Fatopotamus

One who is fat like a hippo.

fatopotami (Pl.)

Vik B*****g is a fatopotamus

by Ricky Jhajj July 27, 2008

fastpost

When two members of an internet forum post the same or very similiar responses to a thread at the same time. The poster whose response appears first is the fasposter, and the poster whose response appears second has been fastposted.

{Original Poster @ 2:15pm posts} GWB is a great prez.
{You @ 2:22pm post} GFY
{Other member @ 2:22pm posts} Go F*ck yourself!!

You have fastposted this member.

by BillyTheKid September 19, 2008

fastpitch softball

The best sport ever to play. A team of dedicated, tough, bas ass girls with great bodies. We're not all lesbians, some of us are very feminine outside of practice. It trakes grit and patience.

"Oh my god, those fastpitch softball girls are so hardcore they practice in the snow!"

by breezylhssoftball April 19, 2007