fatman

a fat dump who incessantly eats wings until he sweats his bald ass head to a shine and drinks so damn much that he embarasses anyone who tries to compete with him. hes the best at everything there ever was: hes got the shot of kobe, feet of pele, arm of peyton manning, and swing of bonds. FTFM.

Who the hell is that bald fuck over there? Oh wait, its just the fuckin' fatman.

by Crygel Carpentears December 1, 2006

Fatman

*The codename for the atomic bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima on August 6th, 1945.

*The man of a character in MGS2; he's basically a fat-ass albino in a thick, highly-advanced EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) BDU (Battle Dress Uniform), and is armed with an infinite quantity of C4's and a Glock 18. He looks and sounds like he could be a mafioso criminal or something......given his weight, he'd be more like a crimelord.

"Laugh and grow fat!"
-Fatman

by Dave May 24, 2004

fatman

Simple, a guy who is fat.

Stu: "Sup fatman?"
Jake: "Not much."
Stu: "Mate, lose some of that flab!"
Jake: "No it keeps me warm!"

by duckrat September 23, 2008

Fartmanly

A major fan/collector of Peter North videos and one hell of a nice guy.

Fartmanly has one huge Peter North discography of vids!

by Fartmanly March 30, 2005

fatmanic

Someone who has had fatman dropped on them

Little girl: why does that guy look so ugly and sad.
Dad: He must be fatmanic

by Peter Pan1217 September 1, 2017

fatman scrotum

equivalent to a lachoe, just classier.

Marcus 1: Ewww is that a fatman scrotum?

Marcus 2: fuckin run fellas

by vectorise August 10, 2020

fastsanchez

When you stick your middle finger up your ass and wipe it on your upper lip to make a black mustache.

Hola mi nomes es fastsanchez (as you quietly shove your finger up your ass to get some poo mustache paste and wipe it on your upper lip).

Que paso?

Yo quiero some cock.

by browonder August 8, 2009