Fast Eddie

When a man will put a significant amount of time making you feel like you’re the one that got his heart, that you’ll never be apart and loves you unconditionally and then on random occasions he will start a fight out of no where claiming unrealistic innuendos of you cheating on him so that he can block you and disappear for two days or more to play video games with his friends and entertain all the other women he pulls this same move on. And when he’s gone through the full rotation of females he’s got on his roster, watched all the porn he can handle, and played countless hours of NHL hockey on PlayStation he will casually text you as if nothing ever happened and work his charms to get back into your life. He will play head games with you and confuse you to the point of insanity because of how obsessive you become. He often rides a motorcycle for quick getaways so you cannot follow him to see where he goes.

Hey girl, are you ok? I heard John pulled a Fast Eddie on you.

Fast Eddie by Phoenix35 September 26, 2018

Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.

"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"

Fast Eddie by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021

Fast Eddie

She will blow your mind and take your money, all while making you feel better about yourself.
After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective

Chump 1: I'm tired, I'm going home

Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room

Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3

Fast Eddie by Willyc73 July 10, 2024

Fast Eddie Clarke 

The origional guitar player for motorhead great guitar player and later started his own band called fastway obviously after his name

Fast Eddie Clarke is an underrated guitar player

Fast Eddie Clarke by guitardude218 August 10, 2008

fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE

"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."

fasteddie7 by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003

fasteddie7

eddie bailietti HUGE FAG!!!!!!!!!! wow why does every1 hate this kid! someone needs a life!!!

" im eddie the massives FAGGOT!"
" i hate eddie no one likes him!"

fasteddie7 by I HATE U EDDIE July 28, 2003

fasteddietv 

Probably the coolest most wholesome streamer out there. his 13 inch penis means nothing when his heart is twice the size. not only will he merk you on Tarkov, but he will also be eating Taco Bell whilst doing it. An old rumor says he gets his talent and awesomeness from a versace jock strap he wears and never washes.

I was really sad and then fasteddietv started streaming and I forgot all of my problems!

fasteddietv by XevaTV April 25, 2023