farv

(v) to deficate in ones own home.

see farver

wasted guy at party, "where is the bathroom?"

other guy,"no idea man..."

wasted guy, "im bout to farv!"

by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

farved

The act of sending a picture of your Penis through a text message

Hope: has Tom Farved you yet?

Jenn: no just drunk texts

Hope : He's sent me Three , and his Penis looks weird.

by t@ags January 13, 2011

Farve On

When someone has outlived their original usefulness in a situation or relationship

A man/woman who clings to a partner, who has no interest whatsoever in continuing the romance. That person need to "Farve On".

by Susan and Nancy August 11, 2008

farved

(v)To have taken a shit or a piss in any part of your own home, other than the bathroom.

Home owner, "Then i was all like-URH!"

Guest,"You were saying?"

Home owner, "Umm, don't look now. But I totally just farved."

by Jebudiah Springteen July 2, 2008

farved

telling your friends you can't make it, and then showing up unexpectedly

It was kinda cool when he showed up the first time, but after getting farved a few times that shit gets annoying.

by Ileftmydogoutside January 20, 2011

Farves

older men tha hit on younger women similar to cougars that hit on young men

girl: "i went to the club last night and was surrounded by a bunch of Farves"

by vadiath October 26, 2010

farve

the meat that comes from humans

I had a farve burger for dinner last night.

by galarga April 4, 2007