fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

by kmac20 April 19, 2007

fartyrdom

Flatulating then leaving a room quickly. Leaving others to smell it.

Don't go in there, I just dropped fartyrdom.

by SovietDancnbear March 21, 2008

Faturday

A day of over eating unhealthy things you would not eat on a daily basis

Last Saturday ,well Faturday, I ate so much BBQ I thought my belly was going to pop.

by ABCanterbury September 12, 2010

Farturbating

Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).

The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING

I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating

by MasturBATing September 27, 2010

fagturd

(fag • terd)
noun
1. A homo that is (or is acting like) a piece of sh*t.

2. What is expelled from a man's rectum after being on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex with another man.

1. He used to be such a nice guy but lately he's been acting like a complete fagturd!

2. After having his ass pounded by so many complete strangers, Jake passed a huge fagturd as soon as he got home.

by impsdlight May 31, 2016

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

fraturday

You wake up early hungover on a friday morning for class/work and come home after to nap for 6 hours. When you wake up again, it feels like a new day, so its not friday anymore, and its not saturday yet either. Its Fraturday.

it seems like my class this morning happened so long ago. theres no way its the same day still... it has to be fraturday.

by Ariel Betsy December 16, 2007