Fartronomy

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.

Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.

by joseph blough April 12, 2022

fartorade

When you find some Gatorade lying around and decide to drink it on impulse and the first whiff you get of it smells like someone is bent over in the bottle farting up your nostrils.

"Oh shit son! A free Gatorade!....oh what the fuck is this flavor!? It's a full bottle of fartorade!"

by Btcsk8r March 2, 2014

fartloaf

a peice of food which someone has farted on

bro, i fartloafed on obama's gay energy drink

by CordialChicken March 14, 2015

fartrape

the act in which one person stands back to back to another and proceeds to fart, thus launching their own gas into the the unsuspecting others ass causing the victims butt-cheeks to reverberate the fart as if it were their own.

also referred to as the out-of-towner, as the fart ventures from it's domestic ass and into a place where it doesn't belong.

it's all fun and games til someone gets fartraped

by waggage02 December 4, 2010

Fartrageous

Fartrageous
(adjective)

Having outrageous qualities pertaining to farts, such as smell, sound, and frequency.
(fart + outrageous)

We had a fartrageous evening after having bean burritos for dinner.

by I.M. Witty April 26, 2023

fartrobics

The act of raising ones leg or entering a stance as to steady oneself prior to ripping a loud fart.

Did you see Roger doong his fartrobics earlier? Yes the raising of his leg and scrunching of his face let us know he was about to haul off and fart real loud!

by Rythmical Nutcase January 15, 2018

fartgoat

The person or thing that you blame when you yourself fart audibly, but you don't want to admit it.

Dude, yesterday I ripped a nasty one, but I used Mark as my fartgoat so people didn't think it was me.

by CaptainCrunchberry February 8, 2015