Farticulate

The residual faecal particles produced from an extremely powerful, shit-inducing fart.

When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.

by DuckMan37 April 9, 2019

Farticulate

Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.

That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.

by TheBeatsmith December 4, 2010

facejaculate

When you're popping pimples and when you pop it you ejaculate.

Fuck man I was popping pimples today and I facejaculated all over the mirror, it took me 3 hours to clean it up

by ScheppDaddy July 7, 2016

Farticulate

Talking out of your bottom

After a curry, Angus is very farticulate

by Morbabe November 24, 2023

Farticulate

To speak or express oneself clearly and confidently — while actually being full of gas and hot air. Often used to describe someone who sounds impressive but says nothing of real substance.

"Dave always farticulates in meetings — lots of noise, zero value."

by JennyKaur008 August 1, 2025