Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010

Fartisha

Farts a lot but is usually a really nice person. They can be very sensitive sometimes and can let their anger out at you. This doesn’t happen very often though. Fartisha’s tend to be very trendy and have a great fashion sense. If you are friends with a Fartisha, she will always be there for you.

“Wow, Fartisha has been my friend for 5 years!”
“She yelled at me for no reason”
“Oh, I’m sure she didn’t mean it.”

by Ivyaday appba November 10, 2020

fartiste

One who has mastered the art…of fart

“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."

by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010

Fartist

A fartist is a farting artist

Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!

by leolion87 November 30, 2011

fartistry

1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities

'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.

by DuncansDad October 18, 2011

fartstagram

The act of recording your own flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get that fartstagram Bridgett sent?

OMG! Yes, I think she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get Bridgett's Fartstagram?

Sounded like she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015