Fartonite

Substance used by Musicians

"You Boys were on Fartonite!"

by Taranaki Snapper September 15, 2018

Fartinator

A supernatural EVIL human being who has the power to make others whither and choke on the floor in a matter of seconds. He/She has a kool cape, chinky eyes, and is short in size. He/She likes to live in tight airless rooms, for they enjoy the sight of puny mortals die. There is 0 to no chance that you can survive his/her deadly gas. Even if you combine Batman, Spiderpig, Spiderman, and Naruto all together they will surely not win. He/She fuels on durian, eggs, beans and carbonated soda. The whole world will die from his/her fart when it spreads across the world in 2012. Yes, all of those phony remarks about the Mayan calander is fake.

Random Person: HAHAHAHAHA LOL U HAVE CHINK EYES AND WTF IS WITH THAT STUPID CAPE?! LOL AHAHHAHAHHAHA

Fartinator: W.T.F HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CAPE AND EYES!!!!! (Uses concentrated super fart)

(Random Person withers the ground choking and dies 10 seconds later)

Fartinator: MUAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR INSULTING MY CAPE!

by The Kool Asian (A.K.A. Dayo) September 6, 2009

Fartinate

That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.

Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 3, 2008

fashionate

fashionable, appearing in accordance with current fashion or fads

Andy has no fashion sense so his clothes are never fashionate.

by AwesomeHHSMonster December 11, 2010

farticate

Term used to categorize certain individuals who enjoy smelling farts while fornicating.

Honey would you please bend over? We need to farticate.

by oj.did.it June 29, 2013

Fashionates

people who are passionate about fashion.

Its a really good crowd. All the fashionates go there.

by OnaB August 8, 2006

Factionated

When you are so pissed off at Faction on Sirius Xm Radio because they keep playing lame music that is cutting into your Jason Ellis time!

"Why the hell is Red Hot Moon cutting over into my Jason Ellis Time. This station is getting me Factionated!"

by sarah69 March 23, 2011