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Dangling Farticiple

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.
by TacomaBeags May 4, 2011
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"Farticulate Matter"

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.
Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.
by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008
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farticulation

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.
While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.
by Magnus Floobertson February 5, 2008
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Fartiquette

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**
Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.
by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009
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Farticules

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.
Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.
by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010
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farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.
You contaminated my air with your farticles!
by ThreePts October 24, 2005
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farticus

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.
after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"
by Mattsolit April 10, 2006
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