fartography

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in

joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

by Comrade Plasternasty May 2, 2009

fartnogged

The equivalent of farting in someones face, metaphorically.

I just got fartnogged by the ER, they gave me 5 admissions at once!

by Fartnogger November 30, 2016

Fartholomew

Fartholomew the Butcher

Fartholomew the Butcher

by The Beast (The Real One) September 16, 2020

farthole

Yet another slang term for the anus.

"Someone needs to hammer a cork into your farthole."

by D-san July 12, 2003

Fartdog

When you try to fart and a turd comes out and lays vertically in between your butt cheeks. mimicking a hot dog.

I just made a fartdog.

by klub2369 August 3, 2011

fartographer

A person specialized in the study of what people eat and how they live based on the images and patterns left on the subject's underwear.

After having studied the subject's underwear, the fartographer quickly deduced that the subject had eaten spicey food the night before and had good posture.

by scott liebman November 7, 2007

fathog

A man's fat penis

I like fathog in me

by hoggot March 26, 2016