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FARTBASS

fartbass is a word used to inject humor and is also a type of stock
Hey Duane, how's your Fartbass stock doing?
by Fartbass April 4, 2008
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Poopy fart ass nigga

A nigga who don't wipe his ass after taking a fat wet diarrhea shit.
by Lilniggafert March 28, 2020
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fartasm

The feeling of great pleasure after passing a wicked ass fart which has been held for a great amount of time.
Damn. I rotted one so bad, I think I had a fartasm.
by chicachica_boomboom April 17, 2009
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Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
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colossal fatass

The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius
Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep
by endlessnameless February 2, 2010
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Fartash

An extremely rare and unique Persian name meaning honorable and graceful. You will be lucky to come across anyone with this name even once in your lifetime. This name most-likely belongs to someone of Iranian decent. Typical nicknames given to people with this name are Fart-ash, Farty, and Fartass. Despite the word fart being in the name, most people with this name are not highly flatulent. This name likely belongs to someone who is very intelligent, cool, and hilarious. You don't wanna mess with Fartash.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Fartash, the new kid?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I've never met someone with that name before.
by Fmister April 17, 2011
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fartastic

When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.
Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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