fartification

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.

Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

fanarific

The combining of fantastic and terrific. Something so spectacular it cannot be described as fantastic or terrific, hence fanarific.

"Hey I'm going sky diving over the Grand Canyon on Thursday." "Fanarific!"

by Wade137 January 12, 2008

Fartorific

So awesome it can fart

This burger is fartorific!

by Bobbymcbobbypants July 30, 2011

Farterrific

Farterrific is when something smells so bad that people around you are bothered by it and this pleases you, so it's good, but only you are enjoying it. Remember, it doesn't have to be a fart, but it probably is.

Can you smell that, did you fart? Yes! Isn't it farterrific!!?

by anonymous March 22, 2025

Fartificial Insemination

When you nut in someone’s butt and they fart it into a pussy.

Yah bro, my Dads couldn’t get pregnant so they had to use fartificial insemination.

by Thedonius Parcelfoot III September 10, 2025