by Nikki n Steffi January 18, 2008
Get the fartarse mug.Occurs when a person underestimates their own fart, thinking it is just gas but lets the fart out and diarrhea also sprays out usually making a big mess.
Tracy sat on the couch. She felt a big fart coming. She shrugged and slowly let it out. After she farted, she felt better but she noticed her underwear felt wet and her pants had a big brown stain along with the couch. That's when she realized it and said "damn i had a case of fartarrhea and shit myself"!
by jokester75 March 13, 2014
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1: a fart that turns out to be poop
2: synonym of frick or fuck
3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop
2: synonym of frick or fuck
3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop
1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"
2: "OH FARTARDS"
*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."
3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."
2: "OH FARTARDS"
*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."
3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."
by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017
Get the Fartard mug.by veryborednow August 11, 2009
Get the Fartarelli mug.When you think you're about to pass gas, but instead you have explosive diarrhea. This is a more severe form of sharting.
Suzy: Wasn't Jim wearing different pants this morning?
Karim: Yeah, but the food from that sketchy hot dog stand gave him unexpected fartarrhea and he had to change.
Karim: Yeah, but the food from that sketchy hot dog stand gave him unexpected fartarrhea and he had to change.
by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014
Get the Fartarrhea mug.Tom: Hey Ed, do you wanna listen to my fartoire?
Ed: No ...
Andrea: Hey Ed, do you want to listen to MY fartoire?
Ed: Yes ...
Ed: No ...
Andrea: Hey Ed, do you want to listen to MY fartoire?
Ed: Yes ...
by DonkeyShlong August 5, 2010
Get the Fartoire mug.1: a fart that turns out to be poop
2: synonym to frick or fuck
3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop
2: synonym to frick or fuck
3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop
1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"
2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"
*drops something* "FARTARDS"
3: "Shut up fartard"
"You're acting like a real fartard right now"
2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"
*drops something* "FARTARDS"
3: "Shut up fartard"
"You're acting like a real fartard right now"
by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017
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