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fart sack

The cover sheet on your mattress.
When doing the laudry today, don't forget to wash the fart sack.
by victorzulu November 29, 2010
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ball sack fart

The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...
I thought I had ball sack fart, but apparently I sharted myself!
by Schmendt November 17, 2013
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Sack Fart

A sack fart is when someone farts on your ballsack to create a pleasant warm sensation. The giver of the fart may be male or female, and this process is not neccesarily sexual.

Please note, a sack fart is only present when you can smell the fart with your nose pressed to the ballsack. When the smell expires, the ballsack loses its' title of the sack that doth hold the fart.
*Person 1 farts on the Person 2's sack*

Person 2 : Oh, that's so warm and nice, you're an expert sack-farter.

Person 1 : Why thank-you, I am quite experienced. Enjoy your sack fart while you can, because it will be gone soon!
by Heckmeister December 18, 2009
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fartstack

A seemingly never-ending succession of farts, lined up in a geometric or linear pattern.
Gee Bob, did you see Jim and his fartstack earlier today? I thought it would never end.
by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004
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fartsack

Sleeping bag (esp. a heavily-insulated military-issue bag)
by Alo Konsen September 15, 2003
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Fartsnack

A Fart so intense that victims will taste it in their mouths. Eggfarts are the best example, but there are so many brands of fartsnack that it would be hard to list the many flavours of the rainbow that exist. Many "cooks" would agree that fartsnacks are best enjoyed after being served in the Dutch Oven, but most credit is due when more than one patron enjoy your scrumptious homemade snack from only one serving with no effort at all. Not to be confused with Scoopy Snack which is thrown in face or Dutch Oven which is forced inhalation. A fartsnack can often be enjoyed by more than one person with no effort at all sometimes in the case of eggstenuating circumstances, escape is not possible and there is nothing to do but enjoy the snack until there is none left to enjoy. LMFAO
Moms Butt: "FFFFFFLLLUUURRRRRRPPPPP".
A few seconds go by...
Jake: "OMG, Roll down the window that is so terrible."
Jamie: " I know I can taste it back here."
Jake: " I am positive that was the grossest tasting fart I've ever enjoyed, Mom."
Mom: "Come on guys you said to bring snacks for the road trip, I just happened to bring fresh fartsnacks.
Jodie(in Las Vegas on cellphone): "Wow, I didn't know smell could travel through a cell phone but even I tasted that one from here."
by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013
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fartshark

Fartshark

One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.
"I let one go but John busted my ass...fucking fartshark"
by JasonDM April 16, 2008
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