Farmhouse Mature

Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'

Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit

by funnyman76472 October 21, 2009

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Bulgarian Farmhouse

The act of receiving a blow job from a woman while your butt is filled with peanut butter and a small dog is licking it out of your butt hole.

"Spencer guess what?"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"

by TorreyZac October 16, 2011

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Farmhouse • Farmhouse Bob • Farmhouse Effect • Farmhouse Mature • Bulgarian Farmhouse • Dirty Farmhouse • Farhouse • faghouse • Fathouse • FireHouse

Dirty Farmhouse

When you are getting throat and ass-fucked by two guys simultaneously in a farmhouse, and when you all nut at the same time, the three of you scream "We are farmers. Bum bum-bum-bum bumbumbum!"

"I heard three guys screaming the "We are farmers" tune inside. I think they are performing the Dirty Farmhouse.

by DJ Giant Bird September 14, 2021

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Bulgarian farmhouse

Not sure

He is excited about getting a Bulgarian farmhouse

by anonymous December 16, 2024

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Fatmouse

1. A large rodent capable of eating a man.

2. A large rodent bent on world domination

1. Fatmouse+You=Fatmouse

2. (excerpt from Fatmouse website)Fatmouse is coming and he has a message and you are not going to like it. Fatmouse will consume your poor thin world and regurgitate it in his own image. Fatmouse Does not work fo ryou and he does not acknowledge your meager hopes and dreames. It is better to walk with Fatmouse than to be in his path, for Fatmouse must feed.

by dagg March 27, 2003

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