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Farmhouse Mature

Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'
Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit
by funnyman76472 October 21, 2009
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Dirty Farmhouse

When you are getting throat and ass-fucked by two guys simultaneously in a farmhouse, and when you all nut at the same time, the three of you scream "We are farmers. Bum bum-bum-bum bumbumbum!"
"I heard three guys screaming the "We are farmers" tune inside. I think they are performing the Dirty Farmhouse.
by DJ Giant Bird September 14, 2021
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Bulgarian farmhouse

He is excited about getting a Bulgarian farmhouse
by anonymous December 16, 2024
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Farmhouse

Farmhouse - Verb - Derogatory

To stop abruptly. To suddenly cease. Always followed by great disappointment and is generally disdained by all. Can be soul crushing, vibe killing, and in severe cases day/night/life ruining.
Dude! I shouldn't have gone to the bar....got totally farmhoused.

Careful! that hottie might have an Adam's apple! don't wanna get farmhoused.....
by Lexinomicon September 14, 2021
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