Earjaculate

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.

Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!

by Pete616 November 14, 2010

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating

"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"

by Niki February 8, 2005

fartjaculate

1. (v) To expel santorum (ejaculate, lubricant, and stray fecal matter) left in the anus after anal sex. Usually done while sitting on the toilet as if farting or shitting. Often accompanied by wet fart noises.

2. (n) Another word for santorum. The substance which you fartjaculate.

(v) After anal sex, Pete likes to sit on the toilet and loudly fartjaculate. He takes the time to reflect, and enjoy the after-tremors of a great anal orgasm.

(n) Tina: "OMG. The most embarrassing thing happened last night."
Lori: "Yeah?"
Tina: "Tommy fucked me up the ass before we went to the Nikki Minaj concert. I thought I was clear, but the last remnants of fartjaculate dripped down my leg during Anaconda. Why can it never all come out in one go?!"

by Mouflon Noir July 3, 2016

Farticulate

The residual faecal particles produced from an extremely powerful, shit-inducing fart.

When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.

by DuckMan37 April 9, 2019

femjaculate

When a hoe orgasms to the point that she explodes all over the accompanying party.

Dude, that girl totally femjaculated all over me.

by The Original Master December 27, 2007

Farticulate

Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.

That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.

by TheBeatsmith December 4, 2010

funjaculate

To reach a point of climax by performing a task or experiencing a moment of fun or joy.

He enjoyed the Tool concert so much, the hypnotic melodies caused him to funjaculate at that very instant.

by Kyyoung April 26, 2006