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Ironic Facial Hair

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011
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Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
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wind facial

occurs when wind blows sand in your face causing you to squint or close your eyes completely,and in some cases causing you to turn your head.
girl: Dude I just got sand in my eye from the wind and its making my eyes burn.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
by dyn2bcaptian November 29, 2009
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Fartalicious

an adjective used to describe a fart so neatly potent and crisp-sounding in nature that one can almost picture an illustration of a fart so clean-cut and 'deliciously juicy'
that was an extremely fartalicious fart bertha just emitted
by hemik December 23, 2009
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silent facial mask rant

One of the great and enduring freedoms implicit in COVID times, that of being able to swear up a quiet storm beneath your facial mask whereas previously you had to inhibit this.
I took to the frequent “silent facial mask rant,” hoping that I could do away with this nasty and unsociable habit once we are all able to unmask ourselves in the distant future.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Inter racial facial

money shot involving an inter racial couple
by RichardHead January 14, 2009
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Cum Facial

When a guy's balls are filled with goo and he ejects it all over someone's face.
After Chad pounded Kiersten's pussy for 3 hours she stuck out her tounge smiled and he gave her A Cum Facial!
by SlopNChop November 4, 2016
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