1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes
2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"
"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
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Get the Fredrik Fausa mug.The Fapasaurous, also known as a "Fapasartous rex" is a large mammal found in caves all around north america. They generally feed off "Forum trolling" and "Internet porn" They make a shriek similar to a high pitched girl, and are usually found hiding out at star trek conventions.
Do not confuse said cave monster with the "Fupasaurous" as they sound similar, this is an entirely different animal.
- More common facts on the Fapasaurous is their large forearm, and grunting noise.
- They typically never mate, and it has reduces their population reduced dramatically.
- The location of a female Fapasaurous is almost non existent.
- Unlike most humans, the Fapasaurous reproductive organs have been in such heavy personal use, that they can last over 8 times longer the the typical male.
- Their reproductive organs are also generally 2-3 times larger then the normal humans.
Do not confuse said cave monster with the "Fupasaurous" as they sound similar, this is an entirely different animal.
- More common facts on the Fapasaurous is their large forearm, and grunting noise.
- They typically never mate, and it has reduces their population reduced dramatically.
- The location of a female Fapasaurous is almost non existent.
- Unlike most humans, the Fapasaurous reproductive organs have been in such heavy personal use, that they can last over 8 times longer the the typical male.
- Their reproductive organs are also generally 2-3 times larger then the normal humans.
by Icecreaman - spirestone October 15, 2010
Get the Fapasaurous mug.1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency
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