fapslap

The act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.

I was walking down the street when a bum asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.

by polydizzle February 5, 2009

fapfapfap

An onomatopoeia relating to the sound of rythmic sexual thunder claps due to the violent collisions between a man and woman, or the quick faint rythmic souncs of male masturbatinon.

Rick stood stunned by the bathroom door when he heared a faint fapfapfap instead of running water.

by tester February 26, 2005

FallApollo

FallApollo When someone is acting really racist

Or dumb

PersonA: Man you know I honestly dont think anyone whos not American should be allowed in America
Person B:quit being a FallApollo you fucking moron thats awful of you to say
PersonA:Fuck you Crunk

by Skitty_beeper December 26, 2019

falaphilia

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.

So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....

by broox October 14, 2004

faplationship

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

fapland

The land in which you fap (masturbate). When nothing else matters and all you are thinking about is frolicking in fapland.

Alexandra - "I'm trying to call Paul"
Nena - "He won't pick up, he's in fapland"

by snappergoodman August 25, 2011

FapFap Revolution

A game that contains a reference to iTouch's "TapTap Revolution." This game consists of fapping intensively, corresponding the speed of your hand and the tempo of the song you are listening to.

1. "Dude, I tried FapFap Revolution to "Smoke On The Water," but the tempo was way to slow so I cranked up some Slayer."

2. They tried making a commercial for FapFap Revolution, but it was way to graphic to show on television.

3. "Whoa man, try FapFap Revolution to Rush's music! ProgFapping is so intense!"

by Werkshop April 6, 2010